in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
from now on my penis is your penis
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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