is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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