Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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