dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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