I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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