Kiss
Puke
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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