i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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