no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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