i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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