Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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