Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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