Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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