hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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