Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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