does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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