I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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