Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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