Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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