there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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