i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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