i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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