the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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