i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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