Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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