Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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