i barfeds in our rink
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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