girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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