I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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