spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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