I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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