So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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