Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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