I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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