Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You pole danced in your parka.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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