They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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