worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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