We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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