oh god the rape fog is back!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
this boner is exhausting
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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