speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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