I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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