It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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