i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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