yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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