I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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