just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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