it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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