Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soap is not a condiment
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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