Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Drunk is not a location!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
