If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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