ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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