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(859): View more from Kentucky

I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush

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(757): View more from Virginia

I understand Curling. That high.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .

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(269): View more from Michigan

I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry

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(813): View more from Florida

Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.

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