white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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